Online dating poems

22 Apr

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I’m shy, I’m insecure, I fear rejection and the possibility my male gaze (I’ve taken one survey class on feminism in college) is offensive and an objectifying intrusion.

I like my chicks to be twins at least, or triplets, interchangeable.

I like my girls talking on their cells while speeding over the limit, the radio cranked up, doughnut crumbs multiplying in their laps.

I like women who say words like ditto to amplify a retort, or back at cha’ to definitively end an argument that’s going no where.

I like my date to order her steak rare-blue with a double martini, three olives, no sides. I like my broads tough yet still able to take a damp cloth to the baby puke on my shoulder before I’m out the door to work!